back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

kawaibae:

I am a firm believer that rough sex and cuddling go hand in hand.

"I am afraid of getting older. I am afraid of getting married. Spare me from cooking three meals a day—spare me from the relentless cage of routine and rote. I want to be free… I want, I want to think, to be omniscient."

Sylvia Plath written in 1949 at age 17.  (via words-and-coffee)

jocelyngarroways:

In which the writers of Secret Life saw the chance and took it.

hangovers:

zehymen:

THIS IS UNFAIR IM JUST COLORBLIND NOT A VIOLENT SCHIZOPHRENIC 

Ok but why is homosexuality considered a mental disorder

And why do I have it?

hangovers:

zehymen:

THIS IS UNFAIR IM JUST COLORBLIND NOT A VIOLENT SCHIZOPHRENIC 

Ok but why is homosexuality considered a mental disorder

And why do I have it?